Sorry, braddah. Surfers are the coolest and you'll probably never be one. But don't let that one tiny obstacle stop you from being a major barney and adopting their oh, so cool vernacular. Check out surf slang below that you can totally incorporate into your land-locked life.


Ace: To be literally solitary or solo in your state of mind.

beach solo


Aggro: To be incredibly aggressive.

mad surfer


All buss up: To be drunk or stoned.


Alva: To be extreme or radical with no concern for danger or morality. Refers to Tony Alva, one of the most legendary skateboarders of the Z-boys skateboarding team.

tony alva


Amped: To be stoked, excited, ready for whatever.

obama shaka


Ate it: To have had a gnarly wipeout.


Bag: To leave, bail.


Barney: An immature surfer wannabe.

baby surfer


Beef: A difference in opinion, disagreement.


Beat: To be worn out, spent.


Bent: Mad, angry or belligerent.


Brah / Braddah: A friend or buddy.

surfer dudes


Cockaroach (KAH-kah-rohch): To steal.

stealing beach


Dank: Awesome, sweet.


Epi: A shortening of the word "epic."

epic


Gnarly: Intense, dangerous, rough.


Try: Slang for "Please" as in, "Try move," "Try wait."

please



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