Mr. Forthright should be in charge of explaining how to do everything forever.



Also on HuffPost:




Loading Slideshow...



  • Blah, Blah, Blah


    This sign says nothing and everything at the same time.




  • A Thought Provoking Question


    Either way you answer, you're coming in.




  • It's Always 5 o'clock Somewhere


    Quite literally.




  • A Healthy Life Mantra


    These two go hand in hand.




  • It's For A Good Cause


    The earthquake may have been 14 years ago, but it's never too late to help.




  • The Best Kind Of Soup


    Sure, I'll take a cup.




  • Be Like The Anchorman


    Order some scotch.




  • Today Is Not Special


    Depressing, but sure.




  • Drink Your College Years Away


    And make your parents proud.




  • It's A Mystery


    Tonight's going to get WEIRD.




  • A Very Logical Sign


    Therefore, my choice to come in and drink is also logical.




  • When Life Gets Boring


    We can think of one thing that always works.




  • Pro Tip


    Look, you're already saving money.




  • Where Happiness Is Sold


    Who's buying?




  • 5 Reasons


    I only need one and it's the cat-like reflexes.




  • Why Not?


    No reason necessary.




  • That's A Good Deal


    Free air guitar isn't easy to come by.




  • Heartbroken?


    This bar is here to help.




  • A No-Brainer


    Until you look a little closer.